You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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