I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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