Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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