the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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