I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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