It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize