i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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