WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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