so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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