Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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