That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She tied me up with her honor cords...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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