Porn is love you can see.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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