I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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