what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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