just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The uberlube is also flammable
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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