Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
this is an emotional support booty call
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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