lets start a swedish sibling band together
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I know her cup size but not her name....
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