I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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