IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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