well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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