Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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