Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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