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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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