He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
