Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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