you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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