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  WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!

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• he must have paused and ate a twix bar

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:50am

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  • You are my hero

    Submitted by Sly145 on Mar 27, 11 at 1:13am

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• Haha, nice save dude.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:13pm

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• Score 1 for Massachusetts with that one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:33am

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• funniest save ever. if i got that text, i would be riding him within a second

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:36pm

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• that is the best response ever... i would pay to have this convo... its so beautiful

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:16am

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• why did you give out your #? thats slutty.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:15am

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• Holy Shit I Would Melt

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:49pm

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• best. possible. answer.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:13pm

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• Twix bar... Ahahaha!

  Submitted by Car_Crash_Hearts on Apr 18, 10 at 4:12pm

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• Lol. Why don't I get texts like this? LMAO!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:27am

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• I wish I could get thus reply from my not so creative boy friend

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:39am

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• "he must have paused and ate a twix bar" WIN! best. possible. answer. ever. you know this girl got it, and she got it good

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:17am

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• Wow... childish and lame CLASSIC :D!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:26pm

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• Way to keep it classy Massachusetts

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:57pm

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• i wish my boyfriend thought of shit like this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:20pm

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• i'm no dr. phil, but this relationship (note: relationship, in this instance, is used loosely) is either in the gutter or slowly trickling down into it. on the bright side, this hoe got put in her place. keep your pimp hand strong and your tummy full.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:53am

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• lol Brilliant!!! and sexxy... ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:57am

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• holla massachusetts!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:10pm

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• i wish a chick would say that to me.. some girl should say that to me so i can look like a god to all my friends lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:16pm

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• NIce! GF fails again

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:20am

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• my bf just said that exact line 2 days ago.. he must have read that ha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:20am

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• I wish I got texts like that...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:13pm

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• hahah fucking hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 8:30pm

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• Lol the twix comment was fucking hilarious xD this In itself is still really funny

  Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 10, 10 at 5:17pm

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• I'll pass on the number sry.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 6:53pm

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• bahahahaha! twix bar. that's amazing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:52pm

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• massachuseeettsss ddduuddee

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:35pm

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• hilarious. favorite.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:48am

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• Nice save!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:40pm

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• def a good save. he may have sobered up and figured out wat was goin on.. lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:46pm

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• lmao, I love this. ahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:07am

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• CALL ME 513-503-4494 ;) - KAYLA

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:10pm

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• skate save by Thomas

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:55am

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• Best response you could ever thing of.

  Submitted by drew11 on Jun 1, 11 at 4:05pm

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• haha, nice save dude!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:09am

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• nice response, no matter what anyone says

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:05pm

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• Mass sucks and everyone in it y'all a bunch of fuckin assholes you know why cause u don't got the guts to be what you wanna be

  Submitted by Jaredlh19 on Mar 10, 11 at 10:33pm

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• If these were different area codes, I'd swear to god it was a conversation between my ex and I. That is one of the reasons we did not work out.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:50pm

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• damn...he;s good :) i would kill for a guy like this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:56pm

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• Good save

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:16am

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• MA gets it in!!! Hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:30am

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• lol, 7:10 has just embarrassed the shit out of my area code.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:29pm

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• Awkward...

  Submitted by propaganda64 on Jul 3, 13 at 4:21pm

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• best fucking reply ever. get ur ass over there woman!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:46pm

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• Anonymous said... CALL ME 513-503-4494 ;) - KAYLA May 21, 2009 7:10PM if thats your real number than expect to get many calls from random creeps.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:22pm

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• Yummmm.

  Submitted by johnryan on Sep 29, 10 at 8:58pm

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• Everyone Thonks it a guy right away. What if it's a conversation between to girls?

  Submitted by michener on Mar 31, 11 at 3:08am

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• Lmfao!!! "He must of ate a twix bar"

  Submitted by Theotis1987 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:44am

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• Way to go MA!! make me proud!!!

  Submitted by itsnotmycardigan on Aug 2, 10 at 8:39pm

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• you know. everyone outside mass thinks this is unclassy, and we're wierd for saying shit like this. but all my friends, say shit like this all the time. Proud to be a masshole.

  Submitted by Raider25 on Feb 7, 10 at 8:00pm

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• i fully wish i got txts like dat hahahah

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:55am

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• Eating the box should be a fucking national past time I would stick my whole head in it if I could

  Submitted by sactastic on Apr 24, 10 at 6:13pm

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• Is that romantic? I think so.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:01am

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• "he must have paused and ate a twix bar" HAHAHA

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:20pm

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• 👅Hahs

  Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 25, 12 at 10:52pm

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• I wanna date that guy, lol

  Submitted by NotYerMom1121 on May 22, 12 at 3:34pm

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• Amazing <3

  Submitted by rachel1216 on Aug 5, 11 at 4:22am

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• 12:53, you certainly aren't.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:53pm

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• 5:50am ... Lmao ... excellent!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:03am

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• Did you really just give out your number? Wowww.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:29pm

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• good save!

  Submitted by iloveorangegirl on Dec 8, 11 at 2:54am

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• "he must have paused and ate a twix bar" LOVE IT.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:39pm

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• Hell yeahh baby go massachusetts;)

  Submitted by vrctybaby17 on Sep 4, 10 at 10:33pm

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• WHAT A SAVE !!

  Submitted by Zedicious on Jun 25, 10 at 4:49pm

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