At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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