When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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