just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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