I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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