with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Houston, we have a blender
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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