A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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