Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Bring me that man meat
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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