porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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