Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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