Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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