a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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