bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Your cock deserves a montage
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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