Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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