sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
This is the high leading the old right now
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
