I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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