so explain again why im purple
no
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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