I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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