Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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