Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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