everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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