he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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