? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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