she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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