Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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