Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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