i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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