But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I could fuck to npr.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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