why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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