Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
