and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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