My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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